if i was a celebrity and paparazzi were blockading my house i’d hire paintball assassins to clear the place out. tomato bombs. mongolian throat singers. exposé that shit bitches.
90’s seem like a very polar time for music. you’ve got your boybands and vanilla ice and then your pithole of festering angst and indignation. it feels emblematic of the human condition.
Saddr Weirdr - Bomb the Music Industry
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people are too uncomfortable with gross things. i want to host a television show where we talk about all the gross things in life. we will embrace our inner grossness and i’ll be the oprah of grossness I WILL REDEFINE GROSS!!!!!
what’s the proper social networking etiquette for letting someone know the porn they just liked is fully visible to all their facebook friends