sabrina/16/MA
going kawaii on this mo fucker

if i was a celebrity and paparazzi were blockading my house i’d hire paintball assassins to clear the place out. tomato bombs. mongolian throat singers. exposé that shit bitches.

90’s seem like a very polar time for music. you’ve got your boybands and vanilla ice and then your pithole of festering angst and indignation. it feels emblematic of the human condition.

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jasonrbradshaw:

Saddr Weirdr - Bomb the Music Industry 

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people are too uncomfortable with gross things. i want to host a television show where we talk about all the gross things in life. we will embrace our inner grossness and i’ll be the oprah of grossness I WILL REDEFINE GROSS!!!!!

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what’s the proper social networking etiquette for letting someone know the porn they just liked is fully visible to all their facebook friends

WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

HELLISH SPAMBOTS TEACH ME YOUR DARK WAYS

poopbby:

HOETIP4RULLHOES #1

slut-shaming is awesome. the more girls you call sluts, the more points you get from boys, once you have collected enough “approval-points,” you can enter the bonus level where you get to swim in the tears of sexually permissive inferiors (slutferiors, if you will).

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